Kenny's Kloset

The Future

2012-01-19T10:39:00.001-08:00

She Wears the Pants in the Family.

2012-01-05T17:50:00.001-08:00

What's the Point?

2011-12-07T17:00:00.001-08:00

Man, I cannot draw pretty girls. Sorry.

Happy Birthday, Person I Just Met

2011-09-15T18:10:00.001-07:00

Yes, I gave this drawing to someone I had just met. It's the kind of nice guy I am.

Wisdom

2011-06-17T16:20:00.000-07:00

Statistically Unlikely Phrase:

2011-04-15T11:04:00.001-07:00

"SEXY SCROTUM" is probably a phrase you're not likely to hear.

Drama Masks

2011-04-06T17:34:00.001-07:00

The happy one seems to get all the support, and the surly one is always being kept down.

Calling Card

2011-01-25T11:46:00.001-08:00

It's good to have friends.

Lass

2011-01-19T11:55:00.000-08:00

I drew this while I was scanning something else...Thought it was funny-ish.

Crisis Averted

2011-01-11T17:33:00.001-08:00

A Friendly Hello

2011-01-07T18:05:00.000-08:00

This didn't take long to draw.

Q: What's Wrong with This Picture?

2011-01-03T16:37:00.001-08:00

A: When running barefoot, one tends not to land on the heel.

Hydra

2010-12-17T14:29:00.001-08:00

This is probably bad, but it might not be.

A Little Bit of Ping, A Little Bit of Pong

2010-12-01T10:07:00.000-08:00

God, it's been a long time since I posted anything here!

Good Morning

2010-09-07T09:29:00.001-07:00

To Do: 1. Brush up on life drawing skills

Bloom

2010-08-31T09:51:00.000-07:00

Insectsy

2010-08-16T17:21:00.001-07:00

It's sort of supposed to sound like "Insexy" when you say it.

A Note for You

2010-07-06T09:53:00.001-07:00

Mental Health

2010-06-22T12:25:00.001-07:00

Here's another "Microsong" illustration. It should be on the site soon.

Sharp-Dressed Man

2010-06-03T17:36:00.001-07:00

I drew this for my friend Honky D's "Microsongs" website. It seemed like it should be here, too.

Just a Fan

2010-04-30T16:06:00.001-07:00

This color scheme reminds me of the good old days.

Pants

2010-03-09T14:13:00.000-08:00

And, yet who wouldn't want a pair?

Horrible Toad Man

2010-03-09T10:33:00.001-08:00

Just look at him sitting there...God, it's awful. Make him STOP!

eat

2010-03-08T18:25:00.001-08:00

Massage

2010-03-01T17:44:00.001-08:00

Oh, you poor dear-- you're so tense!

Conquest?

2010-02-26T16:55:00.000-08:00

Top That (Please!)

2009-12-19T15:24:00.000-08:00

It Probably Won't Work Out...

2009-12-09T23:12:00.000-08:00

...And, it probably shouldn't.

Meow!

2009-12-07T11:42:00.000-08:00

Creep

2009-11-17T18:33:00.001-08:00

What a Rush!

2009-10-02T16:59:00.001-07:00

Plant

2009-09-30T18:22:00.001-07:00

Angel

2009-09-29T18:23:00.001-07:00

Gotcha, Suckler!

2009-09-02T18:03:00.001-07:00

There is a story that accompanies this, but who needs it?

EyeBalls

2009-08-24T12:41:00.000-07:00

Andy

2009-08-13T18:22:00.001-07:00

Pose

2009-07-27T15:45:00.001-07:00

As long as you keep buying into it...

I Don't Know What to Call This.

2009-07-17T18:23:00.001-07:00

I'm sorry. I didn't take very much time adding color to this. It could be a lot better. It's an old drawing-- seemed appropriate for this blog.

Congratulations!

2009-07-13T14:57:00.000-07:00

Mother Nature

2009-06-25T15:48:00.001-07:00

This probably isn't sick and perverted enough to be on this blog, but it has boobies, so I'll just play it safe.

Also, this is in no way meant to be demeaning. It was truly a labor of love. It's about abundance.

Don't Cut Off Your...

2009-06-22T16:54:00.000-07:00

Soft

2009-06-19T12:12:00.001-07:00

A Friendly Wave

2009-06-17T12:12:00.001-07:00

Hello!

She Seems Like a Nice Girl...

2009-06-09T13:07:00.000-07:00

...Um, the strong, silent type.

Surprise!!!

2009-06-04T15:36:00.000-07:00

Babs' Slabs

2009-06-04T11:20:00.001-07:00

I believe I got the anatomy right in my drawing. That's my belief.

Stillborn

2009-06-04T10:07:00.001-07:00

With this image, I am avenged. Woe unto he who doth toss forth the gauntlet before me!

NEW STATEMENT: Obviously stillbirth is, without question, terrible. It's tragic that an event which should be one of life’s most wonderful, momentous milestones can be ruined, and that a new life can be denied the chance to even begin. I've seen firsthand what it can do to a couple, and it is truly devastating.

I'm sorry that so many anonymous people feel offended by this drawing. Let's just set aside for the moment that most of these anonymous commenters probably found their way here by doing A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH OF THE WORD "STILLBORN," which I find rather ghoulish, especially for such obviously sensitive souls. I'm sure they have their good and proper reasons for wanting to see such imagery... But, I've digressed... I never intended this drawing to be a joke about stillbirth, per se. I was actually ridiculing a friend of mine for a pathetic trick that he played on me.

"Stillborn" doesn't refer only to babies dead at birth. It also means "Ineffectual from the beginning; abortive; fruitless." I felt that my friend's idea of a joke (which was a drawing of me sitting on the toilet-- that he commissioned someone else to draw because he couldn't do it himself--that he posted in the restroom at work) was so lame that retaliation was actually incumbent of me. So, following his lead, I did a drawing of my own-- the one you see here. It's an allegorical illustration of his ineffectual, abortive, and fruitless prank--one that he couldn't even pull off without the aid of some inept midwife--doubly pathetic!

I considered changing the title of this post so that I would no longer be plagued by personal attacks from strangers, but would that actually be the right thing to do? The image would still exist. My intention would not have changed. The term "Stillborn" would continue to be the most appropriate title for the work. So, capitulating seems to me to be the wrong thing to do. If, after reading this, people continue to be so offended by what I've done here that they feel the need to attack me personally, then so be it. I've made my intentions clear. If I have done something that is in poor taste, well, you were warned upon entering the blog that it's a god-awful hellhole not fit for the likes of any civilized person. So, be on your way!