Sexist

Probably shouldn't leave this lying around at work when a big group of important visitors comes in.

Happy Valentine's Day

Medical Illustration

Or, just another lunch doodle.  Note the Avocado.

Muse

You can't say "Boobs" during regular viewing hours.

Matron of the Arts

Surf's Up!

Lunch doodle.

Bear

He said a bad word, that bear.

Bow(el)

They ask whether it's coming out or going in. How should I know?

Out for a Stroll

Fuck...

...Fire.

The Future

She Wears the Pants in the Family.

What's the Point?

Man, I cannot draw pretty girls. Sorry.

Happy Birthday, Person I Just Met

Yes, I gave this drawing to someone I had just met. It's the kind of nice guy I am.

Wisdom

Statistically Unlikely Phrase:

"SEXY SCROTUM" is probably a phrase you're not likely to hear.

Drama Masks

The happy one seems to get all the support, and the surly one is always being kept down.

Calling Card

It's good to have friends.

Lass

I drew this while I was scanning something else...Thought it was funny-ish.

Crisis Averted

A Friendly Hello

This didn't take long to draw.

Q: What's Wrong with This Picture?

A: When running barefoot, one tends not to land on the heel.

Hydra

This is probably bad, but it might not be.